Welcome to Sorta Balanced, Kinda Blunt—where planners meet procrastinators, coffee fuels ambition, wine soothes the chaos, and we don’t pretend to have it all together.

Hey there, chaos navigator!

Welcome to Sorta Balanced, Kinda Blunt—the unofficial clubhouse for those of us doing our best to juggle life with a coffee in one hand, a wine glass in the other, and a to-do list that might be on fire.

I’m Brenda—sarcastic introvert, caffeine-fueled multitasker, podcast junkie, book hoarder, professional cat herder (literally), teen tamer, bird whisperer, and chaos coordinator-in-chief. I love a clean house, tasty food, and pretending I don’t have 17 tabs open in my brain at once.

This space is for real people who like things organized enough, food that’s fast but good, and homes that feel cozy not curated. I’ll bring the goods—from eco-friendly cleaning hacks to meal shortcuts to planner magic—and keep it honest the whole way.

So… can we be friends? (Fair warning: I come with pets, sass, and zero tolerance for perfection.)